Shupp's jokes
Q: What does a mixed-up hen lay?
A: Scrambled eggs!
Q: What does an evil hen lay?
A: Deviled eggs!
Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
A: Hard-boiled eggs!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Q: Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
A: Exactly where you left it!
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul weather!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: Cockerpoodledoo!
Q: Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
A: Yes, it cracked me up!
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break!
Q: Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!
Q: What's the most musical part of a chicken?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef!
Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree!
A: Scrambled eggs!
Q: What does an evil hen lay?
A: Deviled eggs!
Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
A: Hard-boiled eggs!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Q: Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
A: Exactly where you left it!
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul weather!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: Cockerpoodledoo!
Q: Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
A: Yes, it cracked me up!
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break!
Q: Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!
Q: What's the most musical part of a chicken?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef!
Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk!
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef!
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A: An animal that can milk itself!
Q: What is a cow's favorite day?
A: Moo-years Day!
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure!
Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody's herd!
Q: Why can't you shock cows?
A: They've herd it all!
Q: Have you heard about the cow astronaut?
A: He landed on the moooon!
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer!
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: Moo-dy!
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock!
Q: What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A: A Moo-sician!
A: Spoiled milk!
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef!
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A: An animal that can milk itself!
Q: What is a cow's favorite day?
A: Moo-years Day!
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure!
Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody's herd!
Q: Why can't you shock cows?
A: They've herd it all!
Q: Have you heard about the cow astronaut?
A: He landed on the moooon!
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer!
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: Moo-dy!
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock!
Q: What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A: A Moo-sician!
Q: Why did the pig become an actor?
A: Because he was a ham.
Q: What kind of pigs know karate?
A: Pork chops!
Q: What kind of ties do pigs wear?
A: Pigs-ties!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: Why did the pig take a bath?
A: The farmer said, "Hogwash"!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic Pork
Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oink-ment!
A: Because he was a ham.
Q: What kind of pigs know karate?
A: Pork chops!
Q: What kind of ties do pigs wear?
A: Pigs-ties!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: Why did the pig take a bath?
A: The farmer said, "Hogwash"!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic Pork
Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oink-ment!
Q: What new crop did the farmer plant?
A: Beets me!
Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop?
Q: What is a sheep's favorite game?
A: Baa-dminton!
Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was ahead!
Q: Why was the cucumber mad?
A: Because it was in a pickle!
Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out standing in his field!
Q: What day do potatoes hate the most?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
A: Beets me!
Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop?
Q: What is a sheep's favorite game?
A: Baa-dminton!
Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was ahead!
Q: Why was the cucumber mad?
A: Because it was in a pickle!
Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out standing in his field!
Q: What day do potatoes hate the most?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
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